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FACT -


TAGS: pixar up love story twilight
Rating: 4.84/5

More motifakes by the1stCOMMI3

kay9kabang - February 23, 2012, 3:48 pm, #230033
and 4 movies.
the1stCOMMI3 - December 22, 2011, 1:51 pm, #226841
I don't use memebase, im more of a reddit person
Noname5 - December 22, 2011, 1:36 pm, #226840
on memebase, thets the same thing but with ...created a better love story in 8 mins without talking ;)
Derek - December 21, 2011, 4:02 pm, #226795
If only people didn't cry every time I show it.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 21, 2011, 2:24 pm, #226792
So true!
Arvantillian - December 20, 2011, 10:33 am, #226761
perfect 5 balloons!


MYTHBUSTERS - The early years


TAGS: bunsen beaker from the muppets
Rating: 4.3/5

More motifakes by Vitek

fascistfrenchman - July 20, 2010, 3:25 pm, #185598
Lol - that's awesome.
agdaniele - December 6, 2009, 3:14 am, #143161
Proof positive that there's always undiscovered country.
stavro1 - December 6, 2009, 3:12 am, #143156
I don't get it why no one has come up with the idea before, I just saw something similar and made this poster.
agdaniele - December 6, 2009, 3:08 am, #143152
The connection you made between the two. I'm not a fan of mythbusters, and I did love the muppets.... but to draw the two together? Perfect!
stavro1 - December 6, 2009, 3:06 am, #143151
which part, the mythbusters, or the muppets?
agdaniele - December 6, 2009, 3:02 am, #143150
I frickin' love this!


Stupid Is As Stupid Does -


TAGS: safety chainsaw wrong injuries stupidity
Rating: 4.63/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - October 20, 2013, 1:34 am, #250505
Teehee...thanks for the comment.
EnkryptedSpirit - October 18, 2013, 5:00 pm, #250486
"half the man he used to be"
MissPriss - June 20, 2013, 12:10 am, #246833
Thanks guys for all the comments and gut giggle replies!
Brawler - June 19, 2013, 3:24 pm, #246812
Social darwinism works.. :D
JesusWept - June 19, 2013, 4:15 am, #246794
Natural selection at it's finest! 5 vasectomies.
GaryO - June 15, 2013, 11:06 am, #246622
chain chain chain….chain of fools
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 15, 2013, 10:02 am, #246621
If the bar is locked he'll be fine. But it's still a dumbass way to start a saw.
RetiredUSNChief - June 14, 2013, 11:24 pm, #246617
Yes, he does. But he's also doing a bang-up job of removing stupidity from the gene pool...


BEER FOUNTAIN - Skill Level: German


TAGS: super beer fountain october fest
Rating: 4.41/5

More motifakes by MindBenda

MrDamage - March 5, 2013, 4:51 pm, #244067
So much for the > 16 oz ban :)
calvin5040 - May 16, 2012, 10:50 am, #234720
Skill Level: Alcoholic
MindBenda - February 13, 2012, 7:16 pm, #229543
No of course not, but when they do. They drink out of 4.
forseti - February 13, 2012, 4:13 am, #229471
Germans don't drink beer out of this kind of plastic cups! Pro5t!


GENESIS - Facebook version.


TAGS: god facebook adam eve garden eden satan apple status update
Rating: 4.2/5

More motifakes by Paul Kondor Poduszlo

aesop's folly - November 8, 2009, 6:32 pm, #135049
charming, 4/5 cause it isnt origa***
Informator - August 25, 2009, 8:00 am, #111877
WIN :D 5 lions
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 24, 2009, 2:54 am, #111297
Except that stuff aboot coveting a**...I'm all aboot coveting a**.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 24, 2009, 2:54 am, #111295
Crazy? you'd have to be straight up Retarded to believe anything Christianity has to say.
TheTrashHeap - August 24, 2009, 2:52 am, #111290
Well of course not! That would just be Crazy!
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 24, 2009, 2:49 am, #111282
For the record I don't believe everything here; especially that fake dinosaur fossils part.
TheTrashHeap - August 24, 2009, 2:26 am, #111257
Fake dinosaur fossils for the crazy christians who believe that they were put there to test their faith! rotfl! Thats awesome. Nice jab at jesus!
Ed-Hyde - August 5, 2009, 11:03 am, #104836
I don't care what religion you are, thats just funny.


OLD-SCHOOL -


TAGS: rolled up newspaper vs ipad poor spider
Rating: 4.93/5

More motifakes by the1stCOMMI3

Sho - June 29, 2012, 2:43 pm, #236783
Qmao


CAPTAIN OBVIOUS - To the rescue?


TAGS: captain obvious dumb superhero internet meme
Rating: 1.71/5

More motifakes by Khatmonsuk

Khatmonsuk - February 13, 2009, 8:53 am, #59294
Hehe okay XD. I will look up perifious and Timmie. I alredy know what fapping and amsome means...sadly (XD).
Culos - February 12, 2009, 7:59 am, #59000
Once upon a time we had the most stupid comment by a guy.girl called Bob. On that day we added the word Bobvious to the Motifake dictionary...You may want to do a search for words like Amsome, Timmie, Fap/fapping and perifious. They too are Motifakenglish
Khatmonsuk - February 12, 2009, 7:49 am, #58996
But I cant help but wondering...Why is he called Bobvious here on MotiFake?
Culos - February 12, 2009, 6:40 am, #58989
No big deal, you're forgiven :-)
Khatmonsuk - February 12, 2009, 6:38 am, #58988
Answer to Culos: Sorry man. I'm pretty new to MotiFake.
Culos - February 12, 2009, 4:11 am, #58972
Try and get it right, on Motifake it's Captain Bobvious!


OCCUPY ALTERNATE REALITY - This one makes about as much sense as anything I have seen lately these days.


TAGS: occupy alternative reality time travel
Rating: 4.46/5

More motifakes by Budog

ipaprime - May 18, 2012, 2:16 am, #234792
makes perfect sense to me


EVERY TIME YOU ASK A STUPID QUESTION.. - God kills a kitten.


TAGS: don t ask stupid questions kitten idiot dumb
Rating: 3.74/5

More motifakes by Nate

thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 26, 2012, 12:11 pm, #239423
ROTFLMAO! XD
1enferno - December 17, 2009, 6:15 pm, #146390
This is funny. It deserves a LOL~
peteyb - November 21, 2009, 11:34 pm, #138636
love it-want this for my office
agdaniele - October 8, 2009, 12:42 am, #124765
Cuuuuuute kitty, though!
agdaniele - October 8, 2009, 12:42 am, #124763
When I figur it ou.... shaddup.
ICEMAN - October 8, 2009, 12:40 am, #124760
How come? Why? Where did you hear that? Is that true? What's the deal with that? Ok, how many kittens is that?
agdaniele - October 7, 2009, 8:57 pm, #124678
That river runneth over...


SEMANTICS -


TAGS: coffee cup
Rating: 4.52/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

spacedog - February 13, 2011, 10:44 am, #212330
Nice one Haar.


AH, SUPPERS AT HOME - Fond memories...


TAGS: supper
Rating: 4.59/5

More motifakes by PapaFox

PapaFox - March 19, 2013, 11:03 am, #244459
Thanks, and you're quite welcome Miss :)
MissPriss - March 19, 2013, 10:31 am, #244449
Thus the humble beginnings of fast food joints...thanks for the 5L giggle Papa
BREAKDAFACE - March 18, 2013, 11:05 pm, #244427
my life in a sentence


CHRISTIANITY - Peace Love Acceptance


TAGS: prayer jesus god stupid atheist christian religion catholic church star wars baptist westboro
Rating: 3.24/5

More motifakes by gonepostal42

Sociopath - July 14, 2013, 5:09 am, #247740
They actually have a good point and they are clearly not bothered about your feelings
rerun - November 11, 2010, 9:13 am, #202369

These people are a disgrace to any religion. They protest at military funerals, weddings, just about evrything. They seem to preach hate and the opposite of what religion is supposedly about.
TheTrashHeap - November 11, 2010, 9:08 am, #202368
They worship Christ, that makes them Christians. These folks belong to the westboro baptist church and they love them some Jesus... (and hate them some queers.)
Joseph DeMartino Jr. - November 10, 2010, 11:12 pm, #202304
these are NOT christians. there some nuts that hate evrybody. there so evil the frickin kkk rejects and relations with them!
agdaniele - March 6, 2010, 7:49 am, #162302
Dozens of different christians hate each other. Can't even agree under the same god.
Fenrir - March 6, 2010, 3:25 am, #162299
Christians hate these people. I know because I hate these people.
faulty switch - October 3, 2009, 1:15 am, #123477
mrbombastic. with people this dumb and ignorant, natural selection is bound to catch up.
lulz - September 29, 2009, 11:30 am, #122595
wtf im Christian but these people are dumb
mrbombastic - September 29, 2009, 11:25 am, #122592
These people are not Christian. They are barely even human. This is possibly the one case where I would ever approve of abortion.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 22, 2009, 6:45 am, #110853
poster*
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 22, 2009, 6:44 am, #110852
These people do not represent any faith I believe in. A more apt wording for this poser would have been "Christianity: You're doing it wrong."
Rollseyes - August 22, 2009, 3:37 am, #110840
These are not Christians. These are idiots.
BriaHere - June 27, 2009, 7:40 pm, #90640
These people need to be extinct. Soon.
WTF? - June 27, 2009, 7:07 pm, #90630
Who the hell are these people?
TTD - June 13, 2009, 3:33 pm, #86689
There are 10 million scienetologists in the world, thats 10 million too many...
familyghost - May 15, 2009, 10:43 pm, #80372
Extremists make me laugh. As a side note, what did I do to God to make him hate me exactly?
kungfusion - May 15, 2009, 10:41 pm, #80370
agreed
Velin - November 28, 2008, 8:22 am, #40354
Thats comment I totaly agree with... Too bad someones thing that extremists represent religion
Johnny - October 28, 2008, 5:59 pm, #31200
It's just like Islam... you will always have your extremists no matter what organization you're in.


MARRIAGE -


TAGS: beach newly wed couple
Rating: 4.91/5

More motifakes by the1stCOMMI3

Gramaticus - October 8, 2011, 5:52 pm, #224840
"Someday son, half of all this will belong to your ex-wife!"
ArturiusMaxwell - August 30, 2011, 10:10 am, #223701
Awesome! Recently married but long time husband, I can safely say that its true enough!


JEALOUSY - It takes advantage of the best of us




EPIC FACEPALM -


TAGS: when you just know you messed up
Rating: 3.87/5

More motifakes by Bartimaeus

oni - October 2, 2009, 3:54 pm, #123368
rofl wat he did ?
MrRandom - September 23, 2009, 12:00 pm, #121121
*poster
MrRandom - September 23, 2009, 11:55 am, #121119
Great movie and a great poser
LogicDude - September 23, 2009, 11:40 am, #121113
Most excellent! 5!
The Goat - September 23, 2009, 11:22 am, #121110
Bambi meets Godzilla - the remake!
Ed-Hyde - September 23, 2009, 10:40 am, #121096
5 Kung-fu hustlin' lions


ALRIGHT MEOW - Hand over your licenses and registration


TAGS: super troopers
Rating: 2.89/5

More motifakes by he who lols

MO - May 24, 2009, 6:43 pm, #81891
Giggles....Did you just say....meow?


AND WE COULDN'T WAIT TO GROW UP -


TAGS: young innocent grown up adult
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by Rick69

Rick69 - March 28, 2013, 3:53 pm, #244706
Cheers, mate!
forseti - March 28, 2013, 1:38 pm, #244703
love it! fav'd!
TheSanityInspector - March 20, 2013, 1:50 pm, #244519
Can't go home again...
Rudedog - March 19, 2013, 11:24 pm, #244495
Wow
Rick69 - March 19, 2013, 7:02 pm, #244469
:O ... I flaunted this (I'm arrogant etc) but I never expected such a great reception... Cheers to all of you folks...
MissPriss - March 19, 2013, 10:40 am, #244456
Rick...the master of quality over quantity...of course a 5L!
ughomer - March 19, 2013, 8:39 am, #244435
gud. reely gud.
falloutghoul - March 19, 2013, 8:15 am, #244433
Ouch. So much OUCH!
Greeny - March 18, 2013, 9:29 pm, #244421
N1 Rick!
GaryO - March 18, 2013, 9:01 pm, #244420
good quote, great composition
Reality Lord - March 18, 2013, 5:25 pm, #244419

wow
Silverheart - March 17, 2013, 7:03 pm, #244389
the FEELS! 5Ls


REGRET -


TAGS: up late at night
Rating: 4.95/5

More motifakes by LiquidAngel

the1stCOMMI3 - September 29, 2011, 8:16 pm, #224645
that is epicly cute and funny at the same time
mariand - September 29, 2011, 11:53 am, #224625
yeah...I know what you're talking about


BEST FRIENDS - Sometimes having a good friend is just as important as having a true love.


TAGS: dogs friendship love puppies
Rating: 4.7/5

More motifakes by Bizy

Verdeckt - February 7, 2012, 5:56 pm, #229085
You should submit this to Moti-twist as well


DAMN FAERIES - Stop buzzing around me and kill some enemies for once!


TAGS: legend of zelda link navi fairy nintendo super smash
Rating: 3.46/5

More motifakes by fineline

Mr. Shiny - August 11, 2010, 12:46 am, #188758
nah, needs a better caption. 2 Lions I guess...
forseti - May 25, 2010, 5:21 am, #177597
I though there was more than just.... motifakes. You can't expect me to believe that the twinkle in your eyes was just because of one of these "beer-fakes"!!!!!1111 I fall for it every time.... ;(
agdaniele - May 24, 2010, 11:57 pm, #177581
LOL, forseti! You knew what this was before we did what we did!
forseti - May 24, 2010, 6:19 am, #177505
aggy, you never phoned me back! Shame on you...
agdaniele - May 24, 2010, 1:16 am, #177489
Threatening a mod is ignorant. Threatening me with a phone call is laughable. I'd give you my address before I'd give you my phone number, but I don't want you to show up and ruin my property value. See you in two weeks, sleeping beauty.
agdaniele - May 24, 2010, 1:04 am, #177487
That'll do piggy... that'll do.
fineline - May 24, 2010, 12:50 am, #177486
No, agdaniele. YOU are the "insert bull**** tag that moderators insist on using because they don't have one single microbe of creativity", and if you don't like it you can burn in Hell!
MissRed - May 20, 2010, 9:23 pm, #177007
I must reject the Fons...I'm more the Vern' and Shirely type.
agdaniele - May 19, 2010, 11:17 pm, #176783
We all need to de a bunch of Fonzies here....
agdaniele - May 19, 2010, 11:16 pm, #176782
See, now I'm thinkin': maybe it means you're the evil man. And I'm the righteous man. And Mr. Banhammer here, he's the shepherd protecting my righteous a** in the valley of timmys.
agdaniele - May 19, 2010, 11:16 pm, #176781
Or it could mean you're the righteous man and I'm the shepherd and it's the internet that's evil and selfish.
agdaniele - May 19, 2010, 11:15 pm, #176780
And I'd like that. But that **** ain't the truth. The truth is you're the weak. And I'm the tyranny of evil men. But I'm tryin', fineline. I'm tryin' real hard to be the shepherd.
GreyScorpion - May 19, 2010, 9:18 pm, #176768
I can't find my Macy's with both hands...oh, there they are!....swollen, again :(
rerun - May 19, 2010, 9:13 pm, #176766

isn't wrath a type of find chocolate sold at Macy's?
GreyScorpion - May 19, 2010, 9:01 pm, #176764
tenterhooks?? I get tingles just saying that word
thatonechick - May 19, 2010, 8:54 pm, #176763
In a few days, we shall perhaps feel some wrath. I wonder if it tickles..! I'm on tenterhooks, guys.
thatonechick - May 19, 2010, 5:38 pm, #176750
What's wrong, sweetheart? Why'd you delete your reply to me before I could read it?
thatonechick - May 19, 2010, 5:08 pm, #176746
I always liked Zelda games. I like this poster. I do not particularly care for its creator... for some reason.
forseti - May 19, 2010, 4:53 pm, #176743
TAGS: legend of zelda link navi fairy nintendo super smash... face, you're probably right... ;)
Faceplant31 - May 19, 2010, 4:32 pm, #176738
I believe this poster pertains to zelda and the annoying fairy thing that flies around you the whole game.
R.S.Jake - May 19, 2010, 4:04 pm, #176729
It's an animated movie from the early '90's...it would make a pretty cool MMORPG though...Peace out! (see I'm still hip!) *ouch!* My hip!
Chef - May 19, 2010, 3:48 pm, #176725
Fern Gully? What kinda new-fangled thing is THAT?
R.S.Jake - May 19, 2010, 3:46 pm, #176724
@ Red: Game? This poster is about a game? I thought it was a rerence to "Fern Gully: The Last Rain Forest". d***, I'm behind the times.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 19, 2010, 11:41 am, #176703
Don't be so sure....I'm freaky that way.
MissRed - May 19, 2010, 11:39 am, #176702
If only that would really happen in the game...
thatonechick - May 19, 2010, 11:39 am, #176701
Uh... I typed that before I read that comment we simulposted. :( Moooo is not absurd looking, I'm sure.
thatonechick - May 19, 2010, 11:38 am, #176700
That would be an absurd looking person. LoL :D
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 19, 2010, 11:38 am, #176699
42-42-42?....Nope those are my measurements.....
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 19, 2010, 11:37 am, #176698
112-19-357?
thatonechick - May 19, 2010, 11:34 am, #176697
Pffffffffffffft.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 19, 2010, 11:34 am, #176696
36-24-36?
thatonechick - May 19, 2010, 11:32 am, #176695
I thought I told you... I'm not proud of the way I WAS... And you gotta pay the bills somehow.:( Anyway, that's my old number.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 19, 2010, 11:29 am, #176692
He could find that on any bathroom wall...Hiyooooooo......Please don't Ban me.
forseti - May 19, 2010, 11:27 am, #176691
oh come on everybody. he gets 5 lions from me for this really creative try to get TOC's number! ;)
Mongo - May 19, 2010, 10:57 am, #176685
I was banned for a week once; it was like the solitary confinement scene in "Papillon". But I have emerged stronger, and step up to defend my brethren from the shallow minded trolls who appear here on occasion.
thatonechick - May 19, 2010, 9:32 am, #176669
Scratch that; I have PMd you. You WILL reply, or be temporarily banned.
thatonechick - May 19, 2010, 9:30 am, #176668
Please go to the forum side and send a PM to us. Or me. Or somebody. That is your equivalent of a phone call.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 19, 2010, 9:30 am, #176667
What the hell is wrong with this guy?
fineline - May 19, 2010, 9:27 am, #176665
And the phone number to call you at to talk to you about this directly is... Until you can actually provide a phone number to verbally discuss this, CLAM UP!
agdaniele - May 19, 2010, 8:58 am, #176659
Relax thee, Drago... you were complimented... I wasn't trying to be Sly.
agdaniele - May 19, 2010, 8:51 am, #176656
How pathetic is it when someone's whole world is online to the point that they consider a phone call as "confronting directly"?
thatonechick - May 19, 2010, 8:42 am, #176652
Something tells me this is a returning member... walking the 'fine line.' Even after all the comments about posters, he has refrained from 1L bombing, which is the usual first course of action.
BoneCD - May 19, 2010, 8:39 am, #176651
It's a pity really...he/she/it probably went and ruined their own day. Shame really.
BoneCD - May 19, 2010, 8:35 am, #176650
That's where the "intellectually challenged" part comes in...He/She just can't see it!
thatonechick - May 19, 2010, 8:33 am, #176649
What's irritating is that aggy was --complimenting-- this poster.
BoneCD - May 19, 2010, 8:29 am, #176648
Ya know fineline you can't walk the walk. Trying to sound intellectually superior only shows what an a*** sphincter you truly are. It's like trying to enroll in a class theoretical physics with a SAT math score of 2....It isn't going to happen dude.
thatonechick - May 19, 2010, 8:17 am, #176645
Confront who? Me?
fineline - May 19, 2010, 7:17 am, #176644
And the reason they don't provide us with a customer service phone number to confront them directly about anything like this is because....?
rerun - May 19, 2010, 6:38 am, #176643

fineline....1. he was stating that this was good work. 2. you have no "wrath" to speak of here. 3. Keep pushing your luck and face the wrath of the community backed up by the moderators
fineline - May 19, 2010, 4:58 am, #176640
STOP CRITICIZING PEOPLE, OR FACE MY WRATH! Yes, I'm talking to you, moderator.
agdaniele - May 18, 2010, 8:54 pm, #176576
Ok, see people? It's not impossible to make a very good one.


SMITHSONIAN EXHIBIT - POLITICIAN SKELETONS


TAGS: head up ass
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by ughomer

thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 9, 2012, 2:18 am, #236052
That was awesome, ug! 5L straight up!


MARRIAGE - It's like a deck of cards. In the beginning, all you need is two Hearts and a Diamond. By the end, you wish for a Club and a Spade.


TAGS: wedding humor couple love hate
Rating: 4.63/5

More motifakes by WTFO

WTFO - August 27, 2012, 10:10 pm, #238733
I have the same problem. Last night I was about to create one and realized that I already did it with a different picture. Again, I apologize for the repeat. However, if I'm going to repeat someone, at least I picked a motifaker I respect.
Airman - August 27, 2012, 2:58 pm, #238728
I would insert the two missing words, but it's Monday
Airman - August 27, 2012, 2:50 pm, #238727
amazing it doesn't happen more often with as many as been posted on here. I'm waiting for the day I recreate one the I've already done. You got my 5L
WTFO - August 27, 2012, 12:06 am, #238721
I had no idea. Certainly wasn't my intent to redo a poster. Much respect to Airman for turning the phrase into a poster first.
spacedog - August 23, 2012, 12:57 am, #238640
127549 Word for word.
tatespa - August 14, 2012, 12:42 pm, #238408
One of the best I've seen!! Actually laughed out loud!!!
forseti - August 14, 2012, 10:01 am, #238397
Now I know why I'm pretty good at poker since I'm married...
WTFO - August 14, 2012, 12:44 am, #238394
Much appreciated.
SteveFurlong - August 13, 2012, 6:38 pm, #238382
Suh-weet! 5L, and I wish I could give it more.
GaryO - August 13, 2012, 1:57 pm, #238372
N-I-C-E


SO THEY SAY YOU CAN'T FIX STUPID DO THEY? - Wanna bet?


TAGS: stupid
Rating: 4.6/5

More motifakes by brian445

thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 26, 2013, 4:02 pm, #245379
That's how I fix it 5tupid. It freaks everyone else around me, but what do they know? lol.
robbidos - June 24, 2012, 1:09 am, #236562
Stupid You can fix it


JEWVERINE - Well, maybe the Palistinians will laugh themeselves to death.




MAURY CHRISTMAS - Joseph...when it comes to the newborn baby Jesus... you are NOT the Father!


TAGS: now we have to watch mary go on oprah and complain about no child support
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

spacedog - November 8, 2010, 6:37 pm, #201903
How did I miss this one till now? 5L
Jmac0585 - February 7, 2010, 10:59 pm, #156650
FYI - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rpYTOBHMKKg
Motifake Wit Liberation F - December 2, 2009, 1:50 am, #141656
This is awesome! I give it 5 camels, some frankincense, myrrh, and gold.
MrRandom - December 1, 2009, 10:55 pm, #141601
Trick question, it was the guy who rented out the stable to them.
agdaniele - December 1, 2009, 10:52 pm, #141596
When we return, we have the results from 3 more paternity tests... which wise man is it?
GreyScorpion - December 1, 2009, 9:44 pm, #141561
consider yourself lucky, but take my word, this poster is brilliant
CANADA - December 1, 2009, 9:41 pm, #141557
thanks. guess i dont watch enough tv
GreyScorpion - December 1, 2009, 9:33 pm, #141553
daytime junk TV. "today we have familys who's sons are their own uncles" kind of things
TheTrashHeap - December 1, 2009, 9:33 pm, #141552
f***ing excellent LD! 5 Liars...um I mean Lions.
MrRandom - December 1, 2009, 9:33 pm, #141551
Another version of 'Springer' Canada.
DreMagnum - December 1, 2009, 9:32 pm, #141550
He has a show on TV, where sometimes he does paternity tests for hicks and black people. When the person is not the dad, thats what he says
CANADA - December 1, 2009, 9:31 pm, #141547
?
GreyScorpion - December 1, 2009, 9:29 pm, #141544
@Canada, Do you know who Maury Povich, is?
CANADA - December 1, 2009, 9:25 pm, #141541
I dont get this
DreMagnum - December 1, 2009, 8:49 pm, #141520
Maury for the win!!!! and produce, why are you toying with us?
Produceman117 - December 1, 2009, 8:47 pm, #141519
**Joseph flips off the studio audience yelling out "f*** y'all! I told you! I told you!"** 5Ls, Logic. Absolute winner.


WHAT DO YOU MEAN - It's only a Tuesday? Why did I think it was a FRIDAY?




OCCUPY - Global Warming Protesters


TAGS: occupy global warmin protesters
Rating: 4.88/5

More motifakes by Budog

Altrunchen - September 28, 2013, 1:00 pm, #250114
Calvin did...can't you tell?
Budog - December 6, 2011, 9:48 pm, #226422
Some people say that global warming is just a snow job...
BOSSthefurry - December 6, 2011, 2:37 pm, #226413
Wow I would have lost my mind just doing ONE of them. 5 lions
Derek - December 5, 2011, 9:05 pm, #226409
Charlie Brown (you'd have to have seen the early stuff)
Reality Lord - December 5, 2011, 5:42 pm, #226401

HUGE lolz!!!
mariand - December 5, 2011, 12:41 pm, #226394
I wonder who had the patience to do this...


ATTENTION - The safety label has been removed from this poster for your convenience.


TAGS: warnings stupid people
Rating: 4.58/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

CloudchaserS - August 7, 2012, 11:45 pm, #238195
I really don't understand why the "We shouldn't have to warn people that this is dangerous because that it is so should be obvious" doesn't work in court.


THIS IS MY CUP OF COFFEE -




MEMORY LOSS - Many Democrats conveniently had it when criticizing the Bush administration on Iraq. So who was it who "lied"?


TAGS: stupid democrats forgetful politics war iraq bush clinton kennedy gore
Rating: 3.09/5

More motifakes by Paul Kondor Poduszlo

DeGrey - September 24, 2010, 1:06 am, #195272
Please Don't Feed the Trolls
WTFO - September 18, 2009, 11:22 pm, #119479
Moo+, why don't you stop trying to tell people what to do. It's more tiring than the trolls. 2nd point: if you're going to falsly accuse someone of racism be smart enough to know that a Clansman is from Scotland and a Klansman is a coward with a sheet.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - September 18, 2009, 9:57 pm, #119426
To answer your question ILB; most of these quotes were made during the Clinton administration. Oh, and welcome, knowitall.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 18, 2009, 4:00 pm, #119289
You need to stop ""knowitall" Your political BS belongs somewhere else. At your Clan Meeting Maybe?
knowitall - September 18, 2009, 3:30 pm, #119274
sry grammar nazi, there's a lot of letters in that word "intelligent" and it's almost 5pm on friday...
knowitall - September 18, 2009, 3:29 pm, #119270
TTH, pffft, you're a tool. WTFO keep up the good work. your "soapbox rants" are intelligent and accurate. anyone that doesn't want to hear them is as intellingent as a 3 year old covering his ears screaming "na-na-na-na" for fear of learning the truth
knowitall - September 18, 2009, 3:21 pm, #119265
bravo to Paul for not stooping to your level. hopefully you dumbocrats will get a job one day and learn the value of honesty, respect, and hard work. maybe then you'll grow a pair...
knowitall - September 18, 2009, 3:20 pm, #119264
i find it hilarious that you guys call thetrashheap "TTH", considering that also stands for "to talk homo" and all you libtards seem to be slobbing his knob while you cry about the poster and attack it's creator.
knowitall - September 18, 2009, 3:17 pm, #119261
i for one, enjoy the politifakes as do many of my co-workers and friends who i share them with.
WTFO - September 17, 2009, 12:56 am, #118596
Sorry Bart. I know you were kidding. You just caught me all worked up at the time. No offense, bud.
Bartimaeus - September 16, 2009, 7:10 pm, #118495
Just joking. I figured I'd make a small literary reference to parody the political debates that go on around the site.
WTFO - September 16, 2009, 6:31 pm, #118483
Bart, nothing to be suspicious, ILB is a low-life who doesn't care about facts. Bush is a liar, but these folks he questions the timing of the comments. He's full of ****.
Bartimaeus - September 16, 2009, 5:42 am, #118290
Now I'm suspicious...
Bartimaeus - September 16, 2009, 5:41 am, #118289
Dude, ILB, are you and WTFO like Locke and Demosthenes?...Just kidding, I'm sure you two aren't the same person. Are you? Nah, it can't be; why would a person go to all the trouble of using two computers for such a purpose...Then again, it is politics.
ILB - September 16, 2009, 5:26 am, #118286
that we turned our back on, and is now falling apart, Afghanistan.
ILB - September 16, 2009, 5:25 am, #118285
Taking a page from WTFO's book, I would like to see where and most importantly WHEN these comments were made. Undoubtedly some are true, but based on false information fed to all of us to justify an unnecessary war that detracted us from the real mission
TheTrashHeap - August 21, 2009, 2:15 am, #110384
mo even
TheTrashHeap - August 21, 2009, 2:14 am, #110383
What a kissass you are when it suits you wtfo! Do you really think mooooooooooooo can't see right through you?
WTFO - August 21, 2009, 12:28 am, #110355
MO, I appreciate the clarification of your position. I may have dragged you in with the likes of TTH. You obviously are not as much a hater as he is. My apologies if I unfairly attacked you.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 20, 2009, 10:19 pm, #110309
I believe the A.C.O.R.N. secret headquarters is right nearby to there as well.
Mark - August 20, 2009, 1:39 pm, #110184
Morry's Deli, 5500 S Cornell Ave.,Chicago, IL Not to drag politics into these comments but, Morry's is just down the street from BHO's Chicago residence. Drop by and say hello if you like.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 20, 2009, 9:53 am, #110084
I can get a nice liverwurst sammich.you know, with the pickle......The nice crisp kosher dill with a little garlic?.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 20, 2009, 9:51 am, #110083
1.What does any of this have to do with Porcelina leaving?...2.Mr M. Clearly stated that politifakes have to be at least a little funny and entertaining(so just stick to that and you'll be fine)3. No Ranting (sounds simple enough)4. Does anyone know where
MO - August 20, 2009, 9:19 am, #110080
though I actually agree with many of your points. So I'm out of the politifake debate...that's where I stand. I just think that you and the others could take most of the long winded rants to the forum and go hog wild...
MO - August 20, 2009, 9:14 am, #110079
I respect the heck outta you both for your service as members of our military. I also do not mind the fact that you two rant in an extremly educated manner. I do find it kinda neurotic though. It's the same thing over and over and over and over....even
MO - August 20, 2009, 9:10 am, #110078
So I'm just playing catch up and I see my name got drug into this....WTFO you've no doubt noticed that I've refrained from directing any of my politifake comments toward anyone in particular, right? And my opinion of you and mark is still the same....
Arrogant Knight - August 20, 2009, 3:18 am, #110050
Hey thanks for the laughs, WTFO. You crack me up.
TheTrashHeap - August 19, 2009, 11:42 pm, #110016
Merrily merrily merrily merrily.......
Haarakkon - August 19, 2009, 11:41 pm, #110015
It could maybe use some refining. It certainly does compartmentalize things, though. It keeps the rest of you from having to read my diatribes.
Sean - August 19, 2009, 11:37 pm, #110014
I kinda have mixed feelings there Haar. Though it kinda compartmentalizes the flame wars, eh?
WTFO - August 19, 2009, 11:34 pm, #110013
God, you are a prick. I'm done with you Canuck.
Haarakkon - August 19, 2009, 11:34 pm, #110012
I LOVE this filter!!! Amsome work!!!
TheTrashHeap - August 19, 2009, 11:30 pm, #110011
Did you miss the post where MR M. said this site was for entertainment? No soapbox ranting?
TheTrashHeap - August 19, 2009, 11:28 pm, #110010
Awwwwwwwww pooor baby! If you can rant so can I.
WTFO - August 19, 2009, 11:26 pm, #110009
TTH, STFU. Take your little clique and go F yourself.
TheTrashHeap - August 19, 2009, 11:22 pm, #110007
The problem was never with your posters, but with your long repetitive rants that filled the latest comments page. Now that Mr M. has asked that you refrain from the soapbox behavior all should improve.
TheTrashHeap - August 19, 2009, 11:13 pm, #110006
Just cant stop whining can you WTFO?
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 19, 2009, 11:08 pm, #110005
on here but I would like to think people are above that. If a poster I make is rejected; I have no problem. If it's approved; super. Do I have (my kind of) entertainment in mind while making a poster? Yes.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 19, 2009, 11:08 pm, #110004
attacking of members and whining about the mere fact that certain posters were made in the first place. I sincerely did not mean to get off on the wrong foot with many here; yet I do feel I was attacked first. Which is fine; I'll be glad to trade insults
TheTrashHeap - August 19, 2009, 11:08 pm, #110003
You are taking this way too seriously.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 19, 2009, 11:07 pm, #110002
to some. Yet once a poster is approved; what's the point in carrying on about it? And while this site may not be the ideal place for serious political discussion; With all due respect to the boss I would have to think that's preferable to outright
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 19, 2009, 11:07 pm, #110001
The bottom line is that I agree that Mr. Motifake is the head of this place and approve or disapprove any given poster. It's about entertainment, yet as demonstrated what is entertainment is subjective and a political poster can be entertaining according
WTFO - August 19, 2009, 11:01 pm, #110000
Much obliged, Sean. Like I said, I try to add variety and humor where I can. I just like to vent and get irritated when others on this site try to force people off the site for no good reason.
Sean - August 19, 2009, 10:58 pm, #109999
I obviously can't resist doing a politifake every now and then, but it is the few individuals who make "regurgifakes" that tend to bring the whole enterprise into disrepute. Ah well. And I think a 3 or better rating means yer doing something right.
WTFO - August 19, 2009, 10:53 pm, #109997
again, I'm respectful when others are respectful. I will discuss these thoughts with Mr. Motifake since he is the owner of this site and I'm not sure he is aware of the tactics of the chat clique to team up and attack his other guests.
WTFO - August 19, 2009, 10:51 pm, #109996
I also believe that the ratings of my posters prove the exact opposite of TTH and AKs a**ertion that they don't belong here. Several of mine are funny, demotivational, and sarcastic which is why Mr. Motifake approves them. As I've shown over and over
WTFO - August 19, 2009, 10:50 pm, #109995
Great points, Sean. I have been trying to keep current and differ my posters. Maybe that is why most of mine are rated well over 3 lions.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 19, 2009, 10:48 pm, #109994
Quite frankly I find this whole conversation the most entertaining thing on this entire site; and that's not meant to be a dis to great Motifakes.
WTFO - August 19, 2009, 10:48 pm, #109993
lint ball if she so chooses and her free speech to discuss it. BTW, in the forum the "I DON'T take sides" moderator, AK stated "Good riddance. Can we move on now?"
Sean - August 19, 2009, 10:48 pm, #109992
... or Bush-is-a-moron? Lame.
Sean - August 19, 2009, 10:48 pm, #109991
Well, the politcal ones tend to be far more numerous and far less varied than the anti-religious ones. I mean, how many Obama-is-a-socialist posters have we seen? Though I readily concede that many of the anti-r. ones are pretty artless and nasty.
WTFO - August 19, 2009, 10:47 pm, #109990
I'm back and I did confirm my suspicions. I went back to events that led to the leaving of Porcelina. It was TTH, Moo+ and AK as the clique attack hounds. While I don't support her satanic belief system I do support her right to worship the all mighty
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 19, 2009, 10:43 pm, #109987
Plus I just LOVE how the people same exact people who whine and b**** about Politifakes' very existence don't say a f***ing thing about Religifakes constantly trashing the church and ridiculing prophets and the annointed.
WTFO - August 19, 2009, 10:42 pm, #109986
on something and I'll be right back. I know you'll be waiting with bells on.
WTFO - August 19, 2009, 10:42 pm, #109985
poster. I want to thank Haar for being respectful in his comments as well as others. The clique attack hounds appear to be led by TTH, AK has the muscle through duties, and Moo+ and MO just tag along through peer pressure or something. I'm going to check
WTFO - August 19, 2009, 10:40 pm, #109984
solely with politics or I would be able to find you weighing in on Bush, Cheney, or Palin attack posters. It also interesting to me that Moo+ was very respectful until about the time that AK invited him to PM to talk about "stuff" over on the chat room
WTFO - August 19, 2009, 10:39 pm, #109982
like. Unfortunately, one of those clique members has been given moderator authority by Mr. Motifake. I wonder if he's aware of how you abuse your authority. It is obvious you have it out for me and others who are anti-Obama. I don't believe it has to do
WTFO - August 19, 2009, 10:37 pm, #109980
If you look to the bottom of this comment chain you'll see there was no trouble until TTH joined in acting like a prick. What has become quite apparent to me is that the "Staring at us clique" has a subset group that team up and attack others they don't
WTFO - August 19, 2009, 10:35 pm, #109979
stuff doesn't belong here", "to stop your stupid ranting", "I cannot WAIT for this filter to be implemented. I really can't", "creating Politifake.org to shut you up", and finally "THERE" like a 12 yr old child. Please tell us all how you don't take sides
WTFO - August 19, 2009, 10:32 pm, #109977
AK, You stated "I do NOT take sides" earlier. Please enlighten everyone on how you can claim that with any validity after lower you stated "Vomitting political views...does NOT make you intelligent", "having all this trouble with you", "You know KNOW this
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 19, 2009, 8:30 pm, #109930
Arrogant Knight: I seem to have an issue with what exactly?
MO - August 19, 2009, 2:46 pm, #109875
Today the sun will set on the last day of Politifake tyrany!! Long live the funny!!! Next stop?? Anime free shenanigans!!!! I'm all for some debate...but if you debate it till it's sore....take it to the fourum FFS! I even logged in at work to say that..!
TheTrashHeap - August 19, 2009, 10:42 am, #109818
It's just some guy who goes around eating weird stuff from the outback. Kinda like Ray Mears but with a stronger stomach.
Arrogant Knight - August 19, 2009, 10:39 am, #109817
...I have not. Pretty sure I don't EVER want to see it!
Mark - August 19, 2009, 10:39 am, #109816
OK....that's good to know. I haven't been around much and was unaware of that. I used to sit next to a "Moderator" in third grade. "Teacher! Teacher! Mark was talking when you were out of the room." Does the Moderator job come with credentials?
TheTrashHeap - August 19, 2009, 10:38 am, #109815
Have you ever seen the bush tucker man? cool show but i cant understand a word he says!
Arrogant Knight - August 19, 2009, 10:37 am, #109814
...I'll get a headache.
Arrogant Knight - August 19, 2009, 10:37 am, #109813
It's too late for me to be laughing, TTH, dammit!
TheTrashHeap - August 19, 2009, 10:36 am, #109812
Gonna call me sugar t*** will ya! shrimp on the barbie is there?
TheTrashHeap - August 19, 2009, 10:35 am, #109811
You, Sir Knight are a poopy face! and I will not listen to you no way no how! Who ever heard of an Aussie knight! Sir quigley is it? "that aint a sword, this is a sword"? Off to fight the dreaded bush tucker man are you??? Sir Roadwarrior the drunk is it?
Arrogant Knight - August 19, 2009, 10:35 am, #109810
Pretty much. ...Actually, yeah, spot on.
Mark - August 19, 2009, 10:33 am, #109809
AK - I was unaware that you are a Moderator. Exactly what is a Moderator? Is that like Mr. Motifake Lite?
Arrogant Knight - August 19, 2009, 10:31 am, #109808
I thanked you for agreeing to listen to me as a Moderator. WTFO and PKP seem to have an issue with it.
Mark - August 19, 2009, 10:31 am, #109807
"the right to censorship" was my lame attempt at sarcasm. As I have said before, Mr. Motifake is the boss and I'm not arguing with him. That's a "no win proposition." I'm discussing a point and giving my opinion.
TheTrashHeap - August 19, 2009, 10:28 am, #109805
"the right to censorship" not sure what you meant there Mark. We do have the right to free speech, Only this isn't Canada, it's Motifake. In the land of Motifake there are no political debates, no threats by timmies, and no arguing with the boss man.
Mark - August 19, 2009, 10:26 am, #109803
TTH - We agree at last!
TheTrashHeap - August 19, 2009, 10:24 am, #109802
Without MR M. we would not even have this site, if he chooses to censor anything that is his right. This is not a democracy, Motifake was created with a purpose in mind and it's creator has the right to shape it to that purpose.
Mark - August 19, 2009, 10:23 am, #109801
AK - Your welcome....but what were you thanking me for?
Mark - August 19, 2009, 10:22 am, #109799
I was just using this poster as an example. Some people might find it to be unfunny and unentertaining. There is no issue.
motifake - August 19, 2009, 10:20 am, #109798

Mark said: " I find this poster to be both funny and entertaining." It was approved. Where is the issue?
Arrogant Knight - August 19, 2009, 10:19 am, #109797
Thank you, Mark. Sincerely.
Mark - August 19, 2009, 10:17 am, #109796
And I'll dance to whatever Mr. M and the Moderators decide to play.
Mark - August 19, 2009, 10:16 am, #109795
Hmmmm, sounds like censorship to me. Do you have the right to censorship in Canada? We like to think of both of our countries having free speech, but this is a "private" site and Mr. (or Ms.) Motifake has the final word.
TheTrashHeap - August 19, 2009, 10:07 am, #109784
I would a**ume that Mr M. and the moderators will decide what's funny. (sounds like a bad do-wop band). Ladies and gentlemen MR M. And the MODERATORS!!!! wooooo woooohooooo
Mark - August 19, 2009, 10:03 am, #109781
...1 Lion and then move on. That's what I do if I don't like a poster. If I disagree with a point of view, I post my point and welcome a sane discussion. If you choose to create a Politifake.org I'll refrain from posting politifakes on motifake.
Mark - August 19, 2009, 10:00 am, #109778
...offer my opinion. Who will decide what is funny and entertaining? I find this poster to be both funny and entertaining. I also agree with PKP that the problem seems to lie with those who are whining about politifakes. They have the option to vote...
Mark - August 19, 2009, 9:56 am, #109777
Well Mr. Motifake, you of course are the boss and have the final word here. I've just read this entire comment list and found my name mentioned here a few times if though I haven't been on the site much in the past few months, so I feel compelled to....
BoneCD - August 19, 2009, 9:48 am, #109773
Now stop that gloating AK...you have privileged information!
Arrogant Knight - August 19, 2009, 9:43 am, #109772
THERE.
spacedog - August 19, 2009, 9:38 am, #109769
Thank Mr. M.
motifake - August 19, 2009, 9:36 am, #109768

So guys, please keep the purpose in mind. I may release politifake.org for people who want to have these outright political battles. But dont want it here. Funny politifakes are ok though.
motifake - August 19, 2009, 9:35 am, #109767

Keeping entertainment in mind. The last thing we want is huge, long, serious political debates. Nothing funny/entertaining about that. People come here to relax, not stress out about politics.
motifake - August 19, 2009, 9:34 am, #109765

This site is about ENTERTAINMENT. Politifakes are allowed if they are FUNNY/WITTY. Not simply idealogical attacks.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 19, 2009, 6:11 am, #109722
Because, sir, the one's causing the problem are the ones who are complaining ABOUT Politifakes. If the boss gets in contact with me... great.
Arrogant Knight - August 19, 2009, 6:00 am, #109719
I have discussed this with him directly. How can you tell me to get my facts straight?
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 19, 2009, 5:57 am, #109718
In the meantime I won't a**ume the boss thinks anything until he posts a decision.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 19, 2009, 5:54 am, #109717
You mean to shut the complainer OF Politifakes up. Get your facts straight.
Arrogant Knight - August 19, 2009, 5:12 am, #109711
I like how you chose to ignore what I said completely. M obviously agrees that politics don't belong here. You'd get that if you read my comments. He is even considering creating Politifake.org to shut you up.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 19, 2009, 5:05 am, #109707
Haarakkon; is the lead story about a shooting downtown gee... maybe because they're LOCAL broadcasting stations? And of course politics from other countries matter. I have no problem with Canadian or Portuguese politics being discussed on here.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 19, 2009, 4:57 am, #109705
I was just speaking my mind and defending myself after being attacked. I'm flabbergasted I haven't been called a racist yet.


UP LATE LAST NIGHT - I was making a voodoo doll for, well never mind you will find out soon enough.




CLEVELAND BROWNS - Raining shit since 1964


TAGS: cleveland browns superbowl playoffs football
Rating: 3.31/5
Woodywood03a - December 6, 2009, 12:01 am, #143065
Oh yeah, HtD... They may want to really get ready for next season. Because, the team has gone south, because of the coach.
Woodywood03a - December 5, 2009, 11:59 pm, #143062
You got to keep believing that the Browns will win. Yeah, they did not been to the superbowl, but they will get there someday.
Marvin Wankerstein - November 3, 2009, 12:40 am, #133709
BS. Derek made it to the ProBowl. If they had a line that could block and someone who could catch passes he could get it done again. Unfortunately, they don't.
BigT - March 8, 2009, 1:43 pm, #64401
OH THE STEELER FANS!!!!! *SIGH* Truthfully if they trade Brady Quinn, I'm done forever!!
HtD - January 16, 2009, 5:32 pm, #52445
At least they aren't the Lions.


OCCUPY .................. -




STUPID HIPPY - If you were at work this would not have happened.


TAGS: hippy occupy protest cops pepperspray
Rating: 3.33/5

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TerrorAustralis - June 5, 2012, 4:18 am, #235825
in soviet russia, propaganda creates YOU. seriously though, mislabelling protesters as hippies shouldnt be an excuse for something which REALLY belongs on politifake, regardless of how funny/true it is
Tarapin - June 4, 2012, 3:50 pm, #235801
Oh god! I've been corrupted by my kids! I can't believe I actually said that...or that I actually recognized the character!
Tarapin - June 4, 2012, 3:42 pm, #235800
Is that Hermoine?
djinnyf - March 30, 2012, 4:36 pm, #232421
Luv the comments, guys... xx
Buzzramjet - February 11, 2012, 1:05 am, #229331
Job? You mean the ones the CEO's have shipped to China? The ones where they pay the employees 1 dollar a day, and no health, no safety, no retirement, and any talk of unions is a 12 year prison sentence. THAT JOB?
rodangol - January 14, 2012, 6:45 pm, #227601
Wasn't that the Berkely incident where it was mostly college students?
Greeny - December 7, 2011, 11:04 pm, #226444
what hippy?
calvin5040 - December 7, 2011, 7:19 pm, #226441
what jobs?


AMERICA - Where Violence & Ignorance Are Celebrated, But Intellect & Reason Are Mocked


TAGS: america intelligence brains stupidity ignorance
Rating: 3.39/5

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SethMythrax - July 29, 2012, 6:47 am, #237836
Its a sad World we are living in now days.....
GaryO - July 28, 2012, 9:14 pm, #237815
Yeah, freedom to be stupid is rife here. Still the least worst…. by a huge margin.
RonE - July 28, 2012, 7:23 am, #237765
Don't forget the glorification from uneducated simple minded voters who cannot tell the politicians are playing them like a skin flute in a p***o.
SethMythrax - July 27, 2012, 11:21 pm, #237752
Not at all. America though glorifies it in Movies & Songs though.....
mariand - July 27, 2012, 3:45 pm, #237719
hehehe... would you be surprised if isn't the only place?


STUPID CAT - Doesn't know his limitations




DUCT TAPE - Helping out with stupidity since 1942




POLE DANCING - How am I doing?


TAGS: pole dancing funny puppy
Rating: 3.13/5

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JesusWept - May 11, 2013, 2:37 pm, #245646
That stripper needs waxing or shaving XD
mariand - March 5, 2013, 5:24 am, #244054
try harder... you can do better than this ;)


PROOF OF CREATIONISM? - A Banana Fits in Your Hand But it Also Fits in Your Ass


TAGS: prayer jesus god stupid atheist christian religion catholic church baptist westboro
Rating: 2.9/5

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LogicDude - April 28, 2009, 11:27 am, #76144
Somehow I knew all this Anti-America drama would boil down to Mark and his avatar. Now look what you did!
Inferiority complex - April 28, 2009, 11:00 am, #76139
...so, do your parents argue a lot? you know, being brother and sister and all. The world only hates America because of people like you, go wave a flag you moron
Inferiority complex - April 28, 2009, 10:56 am, #76137
Hey Mark, cool pic!! Wow! the american flag AND an eagle looking straight at you! Whoa! That is some cool ****! Personally I woul've squeezed a pic of a bulldozer in the top corner but there you go...
Mark - March 24, 2009, 10:32 pm, #67718
My my my...such hostility. You have some serious repressed anger issues don't you Tim Tim. I thought you just hated me, but it seems you hate everyone and everything. But buck up there b***ercup. Things will get better after puberty.
Dr. Rank - March 24, 2009, 9:06 pm, #67686
So does my foot.


MARRIAGE -


TAGS: couple cards marriage
Rating: 4.82/5

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GreyScorpion - February 1, 2011, 8:25 am, #211342
as you sit there holding Aces and Eights....5L
rerun - January 31, 2011, 8:16 pm, #211319

Oh so true.
Faceplant31 - January 31, 2011, 7:16 pm, #211317
They don't know sh!t and thats why i'm cleaning my boots off after stomping that last little timmy.
Reality Lord - January 31, 2011, 6:52 pm, #211316

p'fffft ....what do they know.
Airman - January 31, 2011, 6:36 pm, #211315
thx RL.. not everyone agrees
Reality Lord - January 31, 2011, 4:35 pm, #211312

awesome ...as ususal dude
MilDoc - January 31, 2011, 12:54 pm, #211297
Nice! Posted like a true narried man! 5L


GUN SAFETY TRAINING -




SUPER HUMAN -


TAGS: neil peart rush superhuman
Rating: 3.14/5

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diego - January 20, 2009, 12:16 pm, #53337
yeah! long live rush, and neil the best drummer on earth!


CLOSE AIR SUPPORT - When Army strong isn't quite strong enough


TAGS: a 10 army air force plane war cool strong close air support military
Rating: 2.77/5

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RUTT - September 23, 2009, 8:23 pm, #121213
The A-10 Warthogs in AF, were Army when I was there last.
CAS - February 25, 2009, 7:48 pm, #61927
It is easy to defend the dead with the fault of the living, but when the after action report states that the enemy was about to breach the line and he called the strike on himself simply says he is hero and that is what we do
LogicDude - December 10, 2008, 3:01 pm, #43365
A-10 pilots rarely have to buy the drinks when they go into Army bars...we love the Warthog!
.. - November 10, 2008, 11:56 pm, #35274
friendly fire anyone?
Airman - September 8, 2008, 5:24 pm, #19787
A-10 ftw
MadMSG - August 27, 2008, 2:13 am, #16974
AFJ, Good natured inter-service ribbing isn't bagging on my ground-based warfighting brethren. Nor does it diminish the outstanding missions they accomplish. Joking among the services is a long held tradition, maybe you're just too thensitive. It's a joke
AFJ - August 11, 2008, 5:08 pm, #13831
Way to be a douche and bag on the service of your comrades
RubberDucky - August 10, 2008, 1:05 am, #13500
I agree
Erm - August 7, 2008, 3:22 am, #12989
Always a**uming that rocket is being fired at the enemy of course


SUPERGIRL - Admit it. You'd burn down your own house Just to see those golden locks fly in and save you


TAGS: supergirl h** superman comics ***y
Rating: 4.45/5

More motifakes by rulerofmanandape

ryedinc - July 13, 2013, 9:06 pm, #247723
Lol, that's Enji Night, a Cosplayer. o.o
vilnius - September 21, 2012, 6:21 pm, #239283
that's a wig
Coombsy007 - March 13, 2012, 9:51 am, #231221
5L's
Weatherlawyer - January 11, 2012, 9:16 pm, #227494
Wot you can't spell fank you so you cheat and it upsets a mod an... ah fank it!
Luidavinci - December 16, 2011, 10:31 am, #226665
So, who is the model? Great poster! She's gorgeous.
rerun - November 24, 2011, 8:29 am, #226120

Kwaru, this is a satire site & comments like yours are not acceptable. One more and you are out. I hope this is very clear to you.
Kwaru - November 24, 2011, 2:56 am, #226115
I tried to look it up. Didn't find anything on it.
Kwaru - November 24, 2011, 2:50 am, #226114
f*** you.
Maddness - November 21, 2011, 4:31 pm, #226020
oh god but imagine the s*x it would be dangerous... you would die from a crushed pelvis...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 21, 2011, 4:05 pm, #226018
That's a dude. look it up, his name is Kevin.
Cyberhagen - November 21, 2011, 2:37 pm, #226014
WOW - she's cute! I mean, really cute. In a serious way.
Hellraizer - November 21, 2011, 6:51 am, #226005
I definitely would... Anytime :)


FAKE -




DEADPOOL - His secret ingredient is love. ~ Just kidding, it's napalm.


TAGS: remember kids it takes a lot of energy to keep up with deadpool so be sure to eat all seventeen courses of your breakfast assignment for december 13 smells
Rating: 3.94/5

More motifakes by Briton of Rose

K0rNb4LL - February 15, 2013, 2:32 am, #243477
For those that don't know him also keep in mind that Deadpool is clinically insane and does crazy stuff like what is in the pic almost every opportunity he can. He's gotten really popular lately.
BoneCD - December 13, 2009, 10:26 pm, #145394
mp Mr. C
CANADA - December 13, 2009, 10:24 pm, #145392
Thanks Bone!
BoneCD - December 13, 2009, 10:17 pm, #145391
"Deadpool" (one word) is super hero - "Dead Pool" (two words) for betting on who is going to die next.
BoneCD - December 13, 2009, 10:15 pm, #145390
Some kind of marvel super hero...but those of that are betting kinda guys refer to the "Dead Pool" as a list of names were we bet on who's going to die next - mostly celebs. What?!? Never heard?
CANADA - December 13, 2009, 10:10 pm, #145389
i may have asked this before but whats dead pool?


GANGSTA SIGNS - Yes, you too look this stupid doing it.




ATHEISM - Checkmate


TAGS: prayer jesus god stupid atheist christian religion catholic church star wars
Rating: 3.42/5

More motifakes by gonepostal42

Sociopath - July 14, 2013, 5:11 am, #247741
Maybe he's all of those things, if there is eternal hell and then i presume it will be filled up.
agdaniele - July 20, 2010, 12:17 am, #185513
Or, just click on the next poster and bypass agenda.
colt45103 - July 19, 2010, 7:08 pm, #185476
Read "The Problem with Pain" by C. S. Lewis - God created man with a free will, man by his choices creates evil.
DreMagnum - October 27, 2009, 12:08 am, #131073
I always equal 5 lions
agdaniele - October 27, 2009, 12:00 am, #131072
Dre=5L!
agdaniele - October 27, 2009, 12:00 am, #131071
Thanks to separation of church and state, they can equally provide it in tandem.
DreMagnum - October 26, 2009, 11:58 pm, #131068
religious posters= 1 flame war, politifakes = 1000000000000000 flame wars
Bartimaeus - October 26, 2009, 11:55 pm, #131067
I guess i was wrong in that thread. I thought politics was the root of ALL evil.
agdaniele - October 26, 2009, 11:52 pm, #131065
What a timely example that religious motifakes could easily reach, if not surpass, politifakes as the troublemaker fuel.
Bartimaeus - October 26, 2009, 11:51 pm, #131064
d***...there's some hostility in here.
harlo - October 26, 2009, 10:15 pm, #131052
jaubrey, oh, I understand your God. He was created by humans because he would be too much of an a**hole (and too stupid) to exist. anyone, your all-knowing God knows we can't decide for ourselves. Fail.
Bartimaeus - October 26, 2009, 9:17 pm, #131039
Like calculus jk
Jaubrey - October 26, 2009, 9:14 pm, #131038
He's beyond any understanding we think we might have.
_Wolfie_ - April 24, 2009, 9:02 am, #75120
Or he's out playing polo with the angels
anyone - December 2, 2008, 10:39 am, #41325
Or he just wants to give you the chance to decide by yourself.


STEP ASIDE -


TAGS: death beiber twilight shootem up
Rating: 4.83/5

More motifakes by Faceplant31

thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 11, 2013, 1:44 pm, #243375
Stop by the Jonas Brothers concert on your way back home. 5L
RetiredUSNChief - September 9, 2010, 5:55 am, #192922
OK, THIS one just became a new favorite!
Mr. Shiny - August 21, 2010, 3:50 am, #190241
Stop by the Jersey Shore while your at it, 5L's.
GreyScorpion - August 18, 2010, 10:44 am, #189868
FP FTFW!!! 5L+
Bartimaeus - August 17, 2010, 9:16 pm, #189815
Don't miss the Kanye West convention. 5/5


HONEY?! - Where is my super suit? What?? WHERE....IS...MY...SUPER...SUIT?!?!




NORMALITY -




HANG IN THERE - It's going to be OK Buddy. She was a bitch anyway.


TAGS: bros before hoes puppies sad
Rating: 4.73/5

More motifakes by RSJake02

tellitlikeitis - December 22, 2011, 7:51 pm, #226853
Very cute.


GLAMOUR - Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid. (Hedy Lamarr)


TAGS: life time fun girl stupid celeb triplet kardashian kkk
Rating: 2.48/5

More motifakes by giulio

shmoe13 - February 11, 2011, 5:50 am, #212178
thats hedly!!


BLACK FRIDAY - Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups


TAGS: black friday customers stupid people hell
Rating: 3.67/5


INTERNET RESEARCH -


TAGS: look it up
Rating: 4.97/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

BoneCD - July 24, 2011, 5:33 am, #221812
Harr I love this man!!! 5 Poodles
forseti - June 30, 2011, 2:46 pm, #220793
done (133857)... and I really don't know who of you cited better... 5 quotes


STUPIDITY - Taking it to a whole new level.


TAGS: stupid
Rating: 4.93/5

More motifakes by Togekiss

dbudde73 - December 22, 2011, 10:18 am, #226837
NOT so stupid.... If his ex wife's DNA is on there! Where's the BLEACH!


UP -


TAGS: pixar up real life
Rating: 4.86/5

More motifakes by Airman

Reality Lord - August 4, 2011, 7:21 pm, #222449

easier than getting beer off of it
Kspace - August 4, 2011, 9:59 am, #222423
Coffee, meet keyboard.


SHEEPLE -


TAGS: wake up america
Rating: 4.59/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

Amren - July 31, 2011, 4:48 pm, #222255
Stocking up on food and ammo. What are you doing about it?
the1stCOMMI3 - July 31, 2011, 2:51 pm, #222252
i feel sorry for the guy in the bottom left corner who has his head up
Reality Lord - July 31, 2011, 8:27 am, #222223

the words are not from the bible but from the founding fathrs of this great nation.
HypercatZed - July 31, 2011, 5:52 am, #222217
Isn't that already in the Holy Bible?
Arvantillian - July 31, 2011, 12:33 am, #222211
stealing this to post to facebook...we the sheeple...love it
rerun - July 30, 2011, 8:47 pm, #222202

yes it is. freedom is never free.
mrsniffles - July 30, 2011, 8:02 pm, #222196
So what are you doing about it?
cain587 - July 30, 2011, 6:50 pm, #222193
when you put this way, it makes me wonder,"Is America really worth fighting for when a enemy military invades us?"


SOCIAL NETWORKING - The risks are more manifold than you would expect. Not only being Spied on the whole time, your laboriously built up identity Could be crushed so rapidly.


TAGS: facebook risks superman
Rating: 4.35/5

More motifakes by viba

Zapper - January 23, 2011, 1:04 pm, #210602
Yeah, this is why I don't use Facebook or MySpace or any of that stuff.


THE STUPID - IT BURNS!!!


TAGS: stupid
Rating: 4.31/5

More motifakes by Dr. Rusak

Anyal - April 23, 2013, 8:00 pm, #245312
Epic
Zagato - March 5, 2010, 7:44 pm, #162020
one of my favs


SUPERMAN - Hasn't inspired anyone since 1993


TAGS: superman
Rating: 3.16/5

More motifakes by Donnie

Zagato - April 18, 2010, 1:43 am, #171968
2271
Hippopotosaurus - October 19, 2009, 11:50 am, #127911
i've seen a good artist version of this where superman then puts his fist through batman's head for that comment haha. none the less 4L's for you :)
DreMagnum - October 18, 2009, 10:50 pm, #127768
then you are too young to be on here, GTFO
AwesomeJeezus - October 18, 2009, 10:50 pm, #127767
hey, that's the year i was born!


STUPID QUESTION -


TAGS: stupid dumb question facepalm
Rating: 4.68/5

More motifakes by JesusWept

thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 19, 2013, 4:42 pm, #245217
At this store I worked we had ONE sign, in a CORNER, that read in LARGE, RED letters: "This Isle ONLY - everything 50% off." Every customer who came in thought we were going out business. Greet poster, btw. 5L
CloudchaserS - December 21, 2012, 10:44 am, #241720
When I worked at Burger King 10 years ago, once in awhile, someone actually would ask me if the Whopper and Whopper Jr. are two different size sammiches


ONE FOR THE ROAD -


TAGS: love old couple fart
Rating: 4.64/5

More motifakes by timmey

carebear - February 29, 2012, 12:13 pm, #230349
(carebear BANNED)
GySgt1811a - February 28, 2012, 2:47 pm, #230295
...plus two more in French.
GySgt1811a - February 28, 2012, 2:46 pm, #230294
six...
carebear - February 27, 2012, 3:19 pm, #230219
(carebear BANNED)
GySgt1811a - February 27, 2012, 1:42 pm, #230217
Oh no! She was far too lace curtain for that!
carebear - February 27, 2012, 12:07 am, #230192
(carebear BANNED)
GySgt1811a - February 26, 2012, 5:18 pm, #230183
Or as my dad would too often say, "Here's a kiss fer ya, Margaret!"
GaryO - February 25, 2012, 6:41 pm, #230150
Yeah, years ago I introduced the little woman to the dutch oven event. Been war ever since. I no longer sleep with my mouth open………
GySgt1811a - February 25, 2012, 11:15 am, #230139
Or in our case, hard of smelling.
ICEMAN - February 25, 2012, 1:55 am, #230128
Either that or you're hard of hearing.


DARTH VADER - It's Friday, let's blow some shit up !


TAGS: darth vader friday blow up
Rating: 4.6/5

More motifakes by Budog

Redtail - May 5, 2012, 11:11 am, #234207
I can agree with that.
justme - May 4, 2012, 8:54 am, #234147
not really the best day to say that, this is the day we remember all the war victims from ww2


IDIOT - Can there be ANY doubt in court what the answer will be to: "Can you identify the man who assaulted you?"


TAGS: idiot stupid dumb criminal tattoo
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by RetiredUSNChief

thwolf - November 30, 2010, 8:37 pm, #204877
@ IllicoPresto. No, no he did not get a job.
IllicoPresto - November 30, 2010, 7:37 pm, #204865
Hey, he shaved off his beard! I wonder if he ever got a job? See # 80584
5150monkeylove - November 30, 2010, 1:57 am, #204796
crap.... right cheek. 3 L chief
5150monkeylove - November 30, 2010, 1:56 am, #204795
He isn't a relative of mine. (left cheek)


BLACKOUT DRUNK - Good morning sweetheart, I baked you a cupcake


TAGS: blackout drunk baked cupcake sweetheart
Rating: 4.7/5

More motifakes by Budog

Budog - November 24, 2011, 6:08 pm, #226134
I think rehab and AA would definitely be in order after that...
Reality Lord - November 24, 2011, 6:06 pm, #226133

lolz
rulerofmanandape - November 24, 2011, 3:21 pm, #226129
How'd you get this picture of me? lol


TOOL -


TAGS: missing teeth stupid grin hillbilly
Rating: 4.46/5

More motifakes by CaptainBaked

Arvantillian - April 8, 2011, 9:18 am, #215993
Agreed .. 5L


NEVER UNDERESTIMATE - The power of stupid people... In large groups


TAGS: never underestimate stupid people
Rating: 4.44/5

More motifakes by M0rd3kaI

Dogger - November 1, 2012, 2:04 am, #240314
Those are Mongoose. Were not talking one deadly animal faced by a horde of silly and stupid prey animals. We're talking one deadly creature face by a horde that consider him an easy lunch.
Densaku - June 23, 2012, 8:05 pm, #236551
NEVER UNDERSTIMATE... The sheer power of numbers. 'cause even a cobra can only bite once at a time.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 8, 2012, 9:49 pm, #230936
That's not a pustule, It's half a twinkie.....You need to stop snackturbating while drunk.
ICEMAN - March 8, 2012, 9:37 pm, #230935
Yeah, I have this pustule on my backside, you mind taking a look? Thanks RL, you're a real trooper. ;)
M0rd3kaI - March 8, 2012, 5:56 pm, #230914
If your question is in light of the conversation between me and IceMan, then no, nothing to look into, mere joke from my side, I a**ure you.
Reality Lord - March 8, 2012, 5:53 pm, #230912

hi fella's. something you'de like me to look into or shall we move along?
M0rd3kaI - March 7, 2012, 8:59 pm, #230875
Will it be rude if I say: "Still you" or should I just keep that to myself?? lol
ICEMAN - March 7, 2012, 8:45 pm, #230869
Who's the pessimist now?


THE ENGINEER - some say half full, other says half empty, I say the cup is twice as big as it needs to be


TAGS: cups water engineer
Rating: 3.58/5

More motifakes by gunpowdersaint

BoneCD - February 20, 2010, 8:22 am, #159443
Ah, but applying a factor of saftey of say 2...it's just right.
lesterinside - February 19, 2010, 7:37 am, #159049
THE ACCOUNTANT The water is twice as much as it needs to be.


DON'T BE LIKE HOMER SIMPSON OR PETER GRIFFIN! -


TAGS: lazy stupid people
Rating: 4.86/5

More motifakes by HypercatZed

forseti - July 20, 2011, 3:25 am, #221596
would someone please vote a 5 for me? don't understand the voting and i'm too lazy to learn it
Reality Lord - July 19, 2011, 5:17 pm, #221574

loved the poster as well. watched my son play portal 2 and wow...most innovative game i've ever seen.
spacedog - July 18, 2011, 7:57 pm, #221541
Know your paradoxes!(love portal2) 5L Hypercat
gas - July 18, 2011, 11:49 am, #221508
lol it reminded me the posters of portal2 game xD 5L


WARNING TO ALL WOMEN - Don't date morons.


TAGS: fool dating stupid funny notes
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by paulosportivo

livegrape - September 4, 2011, 9:50 pm, #223939
how does this relate to le5bo's?
the1stCOMMI3 - September 4, 2011, 5:06 pm, #223921
don't forget, women can be le5bo!


BACKUP - Even when you feel alone, just know someone is covering your six ...


TAGS: backup someone covering your six
Rating: 4.35/5

More motifakes by Budog

falloutghoul - February 27, 2012, 5:58 pm, #230230
Hooah!


LICKING THE BOWL CLEAN -


TAGS: bowl puppy
Rating: 4.21/5

More motifakes by Airman

crazyfreddy - July 14, 2010, 12:42 pm, #184746
aww that's a cute puppy


SHUT UP -




BATMAN - Lets see if he's got something on his belt for that




BLACK CATS - Your preposterous human superstitions are quite illogical.


TAGS: cats spock star trek superstition
Rating: 4.68/5

More motifakes by heathentod

Sean - May 17, 2010, 11:38 pm, #176476
One lion for every black cat I have.


SPIDER BABIES -


TAGS: spiders b****es which do you fear more housewife home maker they will f ck you up
Rating: 3.33/5

More motifakes by Bartimaeus

thatonechick - June 26, 2010, 11:59 am, #181868
Oh my f***ing god. jdkslagjdaskojfdopjfiasdjfdks!!!! I'm scared...
Densaku - February 4, 2010, 7:57 am, #156096
Aaaaaaah... So cuuute...Until they start to eat each other.
Zed - October 30, 2009, 5:54 pm, #132354
Eh, I'm an arachnophile. I used to own a tarantula and three wolf spiders when I was a kid.
LD0ne - October 30, 2009, 4:36 pm, #132335
u know a lot about spiders zed..
Zed - October 20, 2009, 4:07 pm, #128429
These are Aussie Huntsman spiders. Scary looking, but harmless. The ones you need to worry about are the Syndney Trapdoor spider, the Black Wishbone Spider, and the Australian Redback Spider. Those're frikking deadly!
_Ally - October 20, 2009, 11:21 am, #128364
Someone's house or not. If you got spiders in there that long to nest you need to burn it down. I hate spiders and I would flamethrower the place then use the rocket launcher just to be sure they were dead.
Bartimaeus - October 20, 2009, 12:42 am, #128155
Gentlemen, we're forgetting about collateral damage. This is somebody's house!...o, well. Noone I know. Let's just torch the place.
tombofray - October 19, 2009, 10:59 pm, #128141
but a rocket launcher might just spray them everywhere...personaly i agree with flamethrower
Ice Wolf Ninja - October 19, 2009, 10:52 pm, #128140
A rocket launcher would be better! I f***in' HATE spiders. Besides that picture was probably taken in Australia. They have spiders that are the size of Godd*** plates!!!
Bartimaeus - October 19, 2009, 9:55 pm, #128122
Agreed
Clos - October 19, 2009, 9:47 pm, #128119
It might be overkill...but a flamethrower would be nice
Bartimaeus - October 19, 2009, 9:22 pm, #128110
Seriously! Ah, I hate spiders. I'm going to cringe every time i look at this.
Bob D. Sailor - October 19, 2009, 8:57 pm, #128090
Screw bricks, cinder blocks shall be shat upon seeing this.


U.S. NAVY SUBMARINES - 120 MEN DIVE DOWN 60 COUPLES COME UP


TAGS: navy submarines couples men
Rating: 3.03/5

More motifakes by Shottyz

AdmiralAckbar - September 13, 2010, 2:29 pm, #193560
Being from NY and having lost people I have to say this did not offend me. Had it been a joke based on the actual event it might have. I am more offended by the fact it has been 9 yrs and there is still a hole in the ground.
forseti - September 13, 2010, 2:18 pm, #193556
Ok, 9/11 is a tough date for the USA, but this is a submarine picture... If he would have made jokes about airplaines, skyscra**rs and terrorist, I would understand, but this is far from being offensive to me. Just another sailor joke. 4 torp***s from me.
Claire - September 13, 2010, 1:40 pm, #193550
Agreed.
rerun - September 13, 2010, 12:39 pm, #193547

as an FYI - I actually think the poster is funny, just bad timing on submission date
pzykosiz - September 12, 2010, 8:39 pm, #193436
no problem.
rerun - September 12, 2010, 8:36 pm, #193433

and please lets leave the subject alone. damage is done.
rerun - September 12, 2010, 8:35 pm, #193432

terrorism affects everybody. Maybe your country has been lucky, but as the world changes I can only hope that that luck lasts. I would never wish what the people directly affected by 9/11 feel on anybody, even my worst enemy.
pzykosiz - September 12, 2010, 8:31 pm, #193431
sorry man, i'm just kinda sick of hearing about this attack that doesn't affect us in any way whatsoever
rerun - September 12, 2010, 8:27 pm, #193430

gee Pzy. 911 crap? I imagine you lost the respect of a lot of people here. I know you have lost mine
pzykosiz - September 12, 2010, 8:06 pm, #193427
I thought it was good sh**tyz. Though, i'm Australian, and I am kinda sick of hearing all this 911 crap. 5L's
agdaniele - September 11, 2010, 6:27 pm, #193334
WE don't delete posters here... they stay. Can't give anyone special treatment over all others. Gotta just bite the bullet and forge ahead.
TheTrashHeap - September 11, 2010, 11:59 am, #193307
If it were a terrorist joke I would see the problem, but there are much more offensive posters here. Any one of those posters could appear in the randoms today. I would never make light of 911, but neither did Sh**tyz.
Faceplant31 - September 11, 2010, 10:11 am, #193300
Pm Mr. M, he is the only one with the power to delete a fake.
Shottyz - September 11, 2010, 10:10 am, #193299
My apologize to everyone, I did not remember what today was until I posted. I tried to delete it, but it wouldnt let me. Mods please remove this if possible.
Faceplant31 - September 11, 2010, 9:57 am, #193294
I agree rerun. Any other day and this might be decent zing if aimed at one of our navy members but today, it just wont fly.
rerun - September 11, 2010, 9:27 am, #193293

Talk about offensive, especially on a day like today.


JUSTICE LEAGUE OF ANIME - Someday, fanboys! Someday!


TAGS: goku sailor moon dragonball lupin harlock astro boy cutie cutey honey
Rating: 2.57/5

More motifakes by jalford

Woodywood03a - August 6, 2009, 12:37 am, #105071
It is Cutie honey. She is h** on Manga too.
uh... lets see - July 28, 2009, 5:31 pm, #101387
starting from the left: don't know, guy from Cyborg 009 (009 probably), don't know, Goku, Lupin, Astro boy, Sailor ****s. who are the two I'm missing?


SUPERHERO - Because the real Superhero is the one who saved us.


TAGS: jesus superhero church superheroes god spiderman hulk captain america word bible
Rating: 2.46/5

More motifakes by Oliver Henaine

DZ - April 8, 2009, 3:16 pm, #71614
D.C. bows to knowone!
k - November 3, 2008, 9:00 am, #32807
...and batman is nowhere to be seen. hellz 2 the yeah
Captain Douchebag - July 20, 2008, 11:21 am, #10380
I am deeply offended by this. Everyone knows Jesus was a raptor.
Paul Barfoot - July 17, 2008, 10:13 pm, #10012
They are all my favourite fictitious characters!
what?? - June 30, 2008, 7:25 pm, #7691
Copyright infringement.....hallaleuja!!!
Uhm No. - June 30, 2008, 5:29 pm, #7680
2 words...HULK SMASH!
elonine - June 29, 2008, 12:20 am, #7480
You are RIGHT! On of them is NOt like the others... One of them is a woman!
Ernie - June 23, 2008, 7:12 pm, #6780
You...have...got...to...be...kidding...me. One of these things is not like the others...
Shtoink - June 23, 2008, 3:57 am, #6726
BOO! if wolverine can talk **** to magneto i doubt hed bow to jeebus!


STUPID PEOPLE - I must be getting old because stupid people are really starting to piss me off


TAGS: stupid people
Rating: 2.06/5


HAPPINESS IS... - Grilled cheese and tomato soup. You cannot disagree with this without lying.


TAGS: grilled cheese tomato soup
Rating: 4.36/5

More motifakes by Aros001

thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 7, 2014, 3:12 pm, #253446
5L!
cicilia - February 10, 2014, 11:08 pm, #252819
Grill Cheese ok, tomato soup is a big fat disgusting "NO!" how anyone can eat a grill cheese with tomato soup just amazes me, that stuff is absolutely disgusting.
deecougar - January 23, 2013, 7:59 pm, #242776
Of course you can disagree ... I disagree because I absolutely HATE tomato soup - love grilled cheese - hate tomato soup
CloudchaserS - January 9, 2013, 5:07 am, #242305
Try it, you might like it :-)
CloudchaserS - January 9, 2013, 5:05 am, #242304
You should at least try it :-)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 8, 2013, 11:32 am, #242295
yeah, that's gross.
GaryO - January 8, 2013, 10:01 am, #242290
I am now sick to my stomach
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 8, 2013, 9:50 am, #242289
This is my 2nd favorite lunch in the winter. But I put sharp cheddar chunks in the soup and bacon on the grilled cheese.....and that's why I weigh 250lbs.
CloudchaserS - January 8, 2013, 1:11 am, #242280
I also liked pb&j with cream of mushroom for a dip. Still do
Greeny - January 8, 2013, 12:47 am, #242279
Steak is happiness, this is homesickness food
Rudedog - January 7, 2013, 9:30 pm, #242274
This is pure childhood heaven. A ding dong for dessert please.
robbidos - January 7, 2013, 7:48 pm, #242264
i'll take that kiddie meal: grilled cheese with diced onions and sausage and a side of tomato soup with grated parmesan cheese
GaryO - January 7, 2013, 7:44 pm, #242262
Guess I’m a big fat liar. That’s some kinda kiddie meal….and I’d be pyssed if someone put that in fronta me….BUT, nice tidy poster
Silverheart - January 7, 2013, 7:30 pm, #242261
I know I can't disagree. Of course, there are other definitions. But this is a good 'un. 5Ls


STAR WARS - Improving On Christianity One Step At A Time


TAGS: star wars bible last supper
Rating: 3.35/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - March 8, 2014, 10:02 am, #253458
My favorite part of the Star Wars universe is the Old Republic era. The rest of it was cool, but the Old Republic era was kickass. It was dark, gritty, violent, and yet intelligent.
agdaniele - December 22, 2009, 7:47 pm, #147439
Improving? Just because the die-hard fans are involuntarily abstinent?
Bartimaeus - December 22, 2009, 10:31 am, #147363
Well...Darth Vader betrayed the Jedies.
aesop's folly - December 22, 2009, 10:21 am, #147362
who's judas?


STEELERS -




immature -


TAGS: immature doesnt mean stupid mariand
Rating: 4.54/5

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spacedog - November 17, 2014, 5:41 pm, #258024
5 Grampster signs.
Thedge - November 17, 2014, 10:47 am, #258016
Yo, why give it up now homeboy?
mizzdizz - November 17, 2014, 4:12 am, #258006
As I crank up the bass on my muscle car sound system so loud it registers on the seismometer . . . YES!!!!
MissPriss - November 16, 2014, 11:34 pm, #257996
Yes I can too (as I stomp my footies and pound my fists on my thighs)!
GaryO - November 16, 2014, 8:46 pm, #257991
amen
Greeny - November 16, 2014, 8:07 pm, #257990
Yes!


REGRET -


TAGS: pepperspray hippie occupy portland sammich
Rating: 3.96/5

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5150monkeylove - December 15, 2011, 4:31 pm, #226640
Sorry it has been so long, guys and gals. Many changes in life have happened recently. I missed you all. Hello to the noobs! If you need some help, get with the elders here by pm. (some of you really need it.)


Fossils -


TAGS: bible jesus god stupid atheist christian scientists religion catholic church baptist westboro
Rating: 2.88/5

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VivaLaBukkit - October 12, 2010, 8:52 am, #197944
haha so logical
Nigga - September 29, 2009, 3:31 am, #122560
Fkn Sad Is what this poster is


STUPID COMPUTERS... - No wonder why people choose Mac computers...


TAGS: windows mac computer stupid bluescreen
Rating: 2.47/5

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Renza - January 23, 2013, 2:57 pm, #242769
macs - proving their superiority by comparing themselves to 20 year old software
jejeloman - March 16, 2012, 12:28 am, #231435
True stuff
Fatemaster - March 15, 2012, 12:35 am, #231344
No matter what anyone says at least I don't get interrupted 2000 times a day for updates while on my Mac!
dootndo2 - March 14, 2012, 10:33 am, #231272
YES! Because there's nothing more relatable than a Window 95 error to once again prove that Macs are better.
calvin5040 - November 20, 2011, 10:00 pm, #226000
I would buy a MAC but I don't want to sell my kidney and left lung to get one.
Greeny - November 19, 2011, 5:55 am, #225950
I bet it's hard to use a Mac - while camped out in a park


OH MY GAWWDD!!!!!!!! - OHH MYY GAWWWDDD!!!!!! BACON CUPCAKES!!! MAY GODD HAVE MERCY ON MY HEART!!!! OHH MMYYY GGGAWWWWDDD!!!!!!


TAGS: omg bacon cupcakes
Rating: 2.43/5

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Cloudchaser - March 20, 2011, 11:12 am, #214756
Not just a bacon cupcake, a bacon *and* chocolate cupcake!


STUPIDITY - Some people are only alive, because it is illegal to shoot them.


TAGS: stupidity idiot funny moron chair funny
Rating: 4.76/5

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Pikeman - June 23, 2013, 2:50 pm, #246917
It would have been so much easier to just to ***e his ears down and pull him out.


EVEN THE BEST SECURITY SYSTEM - Only functions when it is activated




NATURE VS NURTURE -


TAGS: danger stupid dead never mess with cubbys cubs
Rating: 4.37/5

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agdaniele - May 31, 2010, 12:01 pm, #178577
Haar FTW!
Haarakkon - May 31, 2010, 11:59 am, #178576
I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed but I know enough to know...
spacedog - May 27, 2010, 7:12 pm, #178026
Prepare for a lot of stinging. 5L.
TheTrashHeap - May 27, 2010, 1:40 pm, #178000
5 angry Mama lions.
Faceplant31 - May 27, 2010, 10:34 am, #177982
Nice one aggy!


HAIR -




911 - POLICE, FIRE, OR AMBULANCE? -


TAGS: stupid criminals
Rating: 3.42/5

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Mark - March 3, 2009, 11:47 pm, #63499
Yeah...I listened to the 911 ***es. I would have been pissed too. Ronald McDonald would have definately got a piece of my mind. Micky D might have called 911 on me for creating a disturbance. But that's just me being psycho.
BoneCD - March 3, 2009, 11:44 pm, #63498
Not only did she not get her nuggets...but they would not give her money back and that is why she called 911
Mark - March 3, 2009, 11:39 pm, #63496
Have you heard about this rocket scientist? She was just on the news here again. She sees nothing wrong with calling 911 because they're out of Chicken McNuggets.


DON'T SHOOT!! - She's got a hostage!




BOATING 101 - Car stays on the shore. Boat goes into water.


TAGS: boat shore moron stupid car
Rating: 4.78/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 17, 2013, 2:46 am, #245098
I would what thi5 guy's excuse was to hits insurance company. Haha
drifterII - September 6, 2012, 1:46 am, #238947
Truck.


STUPID NAMES - shouldnt be written on a big Sign




I'LL BUY ONE - with my round metal currency


TAGS: banana money stupid
Rating: 5/5

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caveman - July 7, 2012, 11:32 pm, #237069
It's a herb i tells ya...


OUTLOOK ON SHTUFF -




PORCUPINES - Squirrels in ghillie suits.




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